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How's it hanging? People call me Malted.
I research computer graphics, do funky 501(c)(3) stuff, write
system software (a euphemism for Rust...), and make computers
crunch numbers in just the right way.

Most days, I push to github.com/hackclub. Other days, I force
push to github.com/malted. This site is open source; go and find
it, and follow me while you're at it.

I'm at Hack Club, where I've
☞ Designed hypertext documents
☞ Written hypertext documents
☞ 💸 Given internet money wiiings 💸 ($37,313,742.15 so far)
☞ Saved 771,720 teens' files from b̶i̶g̶ medium tech

It's not my job to;
Write shaders, yet I do it anyway

You should read;
☞ Why the Future Doesn't Need Us - Bill Joy for WIRED
☞ The Year of Living Danishly - Helen Russell
☞ docs.vulkan.org - KHRONOS Group
☞ My Family and Other Animals - Gerald Durrell
☞ How ACH works: A developer perspective - Gusto Engineering

A random website I think you should visit;
https://malted.dev/???

As of 39m 28s ago, I'm in Burlington, United States, which is
499km away from you (Ashburn, Virginia). That's a chonky drive,
so let's coordinate & meet up sometime!
You can iMessage & FaceTime me on malted at malted dot dev. I've
got plenty of battery right now (43%), so I'll probably answer
your call.

Btw, this website is just streamed plaintext - try curling it
:)

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