​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​--------------------- START OF TRANSMISSION --------------------- How's it hanging? People call me Malted. I research computer graphics, do funky 501(c)(3) stuff, write system software (a euphemism for Rust...), and make computers crunch numbers in just the right way. Most days, I push to github.com/hackclub. Other days, I force push to github.com/malted. This site is open source; go and find it, and follow me while you're at it. I'm at Hack Club, where I've ☞ Designed hypertext documents ☞ Written hypertext documents ☞ 💸 Given internet money wiiings 💸 ($37,313,742.15 so far) ☞ Saved 771,720 teens' files from b̶i̶g̶ medium tech It's not my job to; Write shaders, yet I do it anyway You should read; ☞ Why the Future Doesn't Need Us - Bill Joy for WIRED ☞ The Year of Living Danishly - Helen Russell ☞ docs.vulkan.org - KHRONOS Group ☞ My Family and Other Animals - Gerald Durrell ☞ How ACH works: A developer perspective - Gusto Engineering A random website I think you should visit; https://malted.dev/??? As of 39m 28s ago, I'm in Burlington, United States, which is 499km away from you (Ashburn, Virginia). That's a chonky drive, so let's coordinate & meet up sometime! You can iMessage & FaceTime me on malted at malted dot dev. I've got plenty of battery right now (43%), so I'll probably answer your call. Btw, this website is just streamed plaintext - try curling it :) ------------------- END OF TRANSMISSION -------------------